Readers, have you been thinking to yourself “I wonder when Septimus is going to get around to painting another Medieval-Style Illuminated Dildo Portrait™?” Well, wonder no longer, for the time has arrived! Yes, it’s finally time to unveil the next victim, er volunteer who so kindly agreed to let me paint them for this increasingly unhinged series.
And just who is that kind person? Why it’s the Dong Sommelier himself! My very first distinguished gentleman to be rendered in authentic fake Medieval style.
I took my inspiration from an illumination in a 13th Century Spanish manuscript showing a Viscount blessing his daughter’s marriage to a Count. You can see the original here
Until next time friends.