Palm Grease: Has a great butt-feel!
Category: Review
A Flash in the Pan
Alright cats and kittens, it's that time again. You know what time I mean. That wondrous and magical time when I get to share my thoughts on another toy with all of you lovely folks (and even you not-so-lovely folks... *quints* you know who you are)! That's right, it's review time! And this week I'm… Continue reading A Flash in the Pan
The Tower is Crazy!
*NOTE* This review has been made possible thanks to Google translate. Alright, here's the story behind this review (because lately it seems like all my reviews have a back-story). A while back I saw this Crazy Thing on Pinterest, and immediately pinned it to my "What this is, I don't even..." board. It was that… Continue reading The Tower is Crazy!
Mini Mail-Call
I just wanted to throw-up a quick, mini, mail-call post to share two things that were delivered to me today. First up is a new "mini" vibe from FunFactory called the Flash (there will be many super-hero jokes to be had, I can already tell): It's orange, I die! :o) Look for a review of… Continue reading Mini Mail-Call
iReview iGino
You guys have no idea how excited I am to finally be reviewing this toy! I wanted to have this review up last week, but real life stuff (specifically planning my wedding) has gotten in the way. But never fear! Septimus is still here, with a review of the... iGino One A little background before we… Continue reading iReview iGino
International Mail-Call!
Welcome to the "International" edition of Mail-Call! I've gotten some truly awesome stuff in the mail over the last week, and I'm psyched to finally be able to share it with you guys! First up, all the way from Switzerland (a mere 4,100 miles from my humble home) is the iGino! The iGino is a… Continue reading International Mail-Call!
Leo-Weenie!
Happy Halloween!!! Okay, I'm not crazy. I know that it's May, and that Halloween is long past, but that doesn't mean we have to stop celebrating, right? And what better way to celebrate the Best Holiday of All Time than with a Halloween themed dildo! Because at least in my mind, orange + bats = Halloween.… Continue reading Leo-Weenie!
The Long-Awaited Luna Beads Review
Before we start into this review, I need to clarify some terminology. I am going to be reviewing LELO's Luna Beads. Because LELO calls them beads, I am going to call them beads. This is because I want to be cool and hip, and also because the word "balls" makes me giggle like a 10 year… Continue reading The Long-Awaited Luna Beads Review
First Fleshlight
You guuuuuys! Guess what finally came in the mail today! My very first Fleshlight! The Jenna Haze Lotus (from the Fleshlight Girls line). Or, rather, my fiance's very first Fleshlight. It took months and months of pleading and begging, but he finally agreed to let me buy him his very first sex toy! It's not fair,… Continue reading First Fleshlight
Luna Beads Teaser
I had so much fun putting together my little teaser video for the Ina 2 (not to mention the inspiration and motivation to actually finish up the review), that I decided to do another one. This time for the Luna Beads Pleasure System. And now, you guys get to watch it! Aren't you lucky? Hey,… Continue reading Luna Beads Teaser
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