Now I told myself that I wasn't going to have any more posts in March (except for one that's already scheduled - stay tuned!), but I had to share this with you guys. *cue music from Jaws* Duh-duh. Duh-duh. Duh-duh-duh-duh-duh-duh-duh-duh-DUH! It came from the deapths of the ocean! Nah, I'm just fooling with you. I got… Continue reading It Came From The Deep!
Category: Review
Weird Fun
I just wanted to put up a quick post to tell you guys that I'm having wa-hey too much fun with my Luna Beads (but not exactly the way you might think!) Hello there Mr. Luna-Bead Eyes! You guys already knew that I was weird, right?
What the Heart Desires
My review for Evolved's Desire was the third review I ever wrote, and it's still up over at edenfantasys (if you'd like to check it out there, please do!). Desire by Evolved The Desire is a “traditional” vibrator made by Evolved Novelties. Like other Evolved toys, Desire comes in a lovely little metal box with a foam… Continue reading What the Heart Desires
Ina 2 At Last
LELO’s Ina 2 is everything I never knew I wanted in a rabbit vibrator. After exhaustive testing (and I do mean exhaustive) I can definitely say that the Ina 2 is going to be my go-to vibe from now on. Hell, who am I kidding? It already is my go-to vibe for clitoral stimulation, dual-stimulation… Continue reading Ina 2 At Last
Truly Terrifying…
Sorry for posting twice in one day (again), but something just came in the mail that I simply had to share with you folks! For the past several years I've been lusting after Vixen's Randy and today, after months of saving and days of tracking my shipment (seriously, why did they invent those things, I just… Continue reading Truly Terrifying…
Ina 2 Teaser
Just a little teaser I put together for my review of LELO's Ina 2, which should be coming soon! PS. This video is now on YouTube as well!
The Closest I’ve Ever Come…
This is the second review that I ever wrote and first appeared over at EdenFantasys, where you can still check it out and vote on it. Pure Wand by nJoy First of all, before I start this review properly, there's something that you should know about me. I have never had an orgasm without something (or someone) touching… Continue reading The Closest I’ve Ever Come…
Just Follow the Bouncing Balls…
The SmartBalls are Kegel exercisers that are meant to encourage you to get your PC muscles in great shape. They're fun to use, though I actually prefer them for their intended use rather than strictly as a sex toy.
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