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Mini Mail-Call
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Mini Mail-Call

June 10, 2013April 23, 2020 septimusreviewsLeave a comment

I just wanted to throw-up a quick, mini, mail-call post to share two things that were delivered to me today. First up is a new "mini" vibe from FunFactory called the Flash (there will be many super-hero jokes to be had, I can already tell): It's orange, I die! :o) Look for a review of… Continue reading Mini Mail-Call

International Mail-Call!
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International Mail-Call!

May 22, 2013April 23, 2020 septimusreviews2 Comments

Welcome to the "International" edition of Mail-Call! I've gotten some truly awesome stuff in the mail over the last week, and I'm psyched to finally be able to share it with you guys! First up, all the way from Switzerland (a mere 4,100 miles from my humble home) is the iGino! The iGino is a… Continue reading International Mail-Call!

First Fleshlight
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First Fleshlight

April 18, 2013April 23, 2020 septimusreviews2 Comments

You guuuuuys! Guess what finally came in the mail today! My very first Fleshlight! The Jenna Haze Lotus (from the Fleshlight Girls line). Or, rather, my fiance's very first Fleshlight. It took months and months of pleading and begging, but he finally agreed to let me buy him his very first sex toy! It's not fair,… Continue reading First Fleshlight

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Luna Beads Teaser

March 31, 2013April 23, 2020 septimusreviewsLeave a comment

I had so much fun putting together my little teaser video for the Ina 2 (not to mention the inspiration and motivation to actually finish up the review), that I decided to do another one. This time for the Luna Beads Pleasure System. And now, you guys get to watch it! Aren't you lucky? Hey,… Continue reading Luna Beads Teaser

It Came From The Deep!
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It Came From The Deep!

March 27, 2013April 23, 2020 septimusreviewsLeave a comment

Now I told myself that I wasn't going to have any more posts in March (except for one that's already scheduled - stay tuned!), but I had to share this with you guys. *cue music from Jaws* Duh-duh. Duh-duh. Duh-duh-duh-duh-duh-duh-duh-duh-DUH! It came from the deapths of the ocean! Nah, I'm just fooling with you. I got… Continue reading It Came From The Deep!

Weird Fun
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Weird Fun

March 23, 2013April 23, 2020 septimusreviewsLeave a comment

I just wanted to put up a quick post to tell you guys that I'm having wa-hey too much fun with my  Luna Beads (but not exactly the way you might think!) Hello there Mr. Luna-Bead Eyes! You guys already knew that I was weird, right?

Truly Terrifying…
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Truly Terrifying…

March 1, 2013April 23, 2020 septimusreviewsLeave a comment

Sorry for posting twice in one day (again), but something just came in the mail that I simply had to share with you folks! For the past several years I've been lusting after Vixen's Randy and today, after months of saving and days of tracking my shipment (seriously, why did they invent those things, I just… Continue reading Truly Terrifying…

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Ina 2 Teaser

February 28, 2013April 23, 2020 septimusreviewsLeave a comment

Just a little teaser I put together for my review of LELO's Ina 2, which should be coming soon! PS. This video is now on YouTube as well!

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