So… Some of you might have noticed that I’ve been gone… for almost 3 years. That’s a long time, I know. But I promise, I have a good excuse. Or rather, excuses. (Why come up with one when I can come up with 3?) Anyway, here goes:First of all, I was in grad-school. I know… Continue reading Septimus Still Reviews!
A few months ago when Rachel Kramer Bussel over at Cleis Press asked me if I wanted to review another book for them, I almost literally jumped at the chance. See, right now I'm actually in graduate school, working on getting my Master's of Library and Information Science degree (so that I can be a librarian)… Continue reading Submit! To Pleasure
A caveat before we begin. This is not a review. This is just a post (maybe a rant) talking about my experiences with a specific toy. Other people might have had a different experience, this is just mine.This is a post that I've been wanting to write for a very long time, but one that… Continue reading My Experience with the LayaSpot
When she was asked to review a new "unique" condom, the ever resourceful Epiphora recruited the help of 16 "brave" souls, including yours truly, and compiled all of the data into one awesome piece of review.So what are you waiting for? Go check it out!So uh, yeah, I'm on Hey Epiphora... not like that's a… Continue reading A "Unique" Opportunity
Okay, I'll admit that when I first picked up my copy of The Big Book of Orgasms, I went about reading it in entirely the wrong way.Wrong, you say, how can that be?Well you see, I'm the kind of person who feels compelled to read a book (any book) from cover to cover, starting at… Continue reading 69 "O"s In A Row!
Okay, so a little while ago I was innocently browsing twitter, when I saw this:Plunge & Spank! The new Plunge Paddle by @Tantus is here! http://t.co/a11pciaGU8 pic.twitter.com/QWOtRkVOYm— SheVibe.com (@shevibe) November 19, 2013I was... intrigued. So I responded thusly:@shevibe @tantus Now there's an interesting concept!— SeptimusReviews (@SeptimusReviews) November 19, 2013The next thing I knew, SheVibe was… Continue reading Brand ‘Spanking’ New Plunge Paddle!
You're sitting alone in your apartment, maybe watching some TV, maybe reading a book. Suddenly you think you can hear some music, seeming to come from nowhere, and every where at the same time. You look up. "Hello?" you call out, "is anybody there?" The music is getting louder, it almost sounds like... no, it… Continue reading Beware the Kraken!