When she was asked to review a new "unique" condom, the ever resourceful Epiphora recruited the help of 16 "brave" souls, including yours truly, and compiled all of the data into one awesome piece of review.So what are you waiting for? Go check it out!So uh, yeah, I'm on Hey Epiphora... not like that's a… Continue reading A "Unique" Opportunity
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69 "O"s In A Row!
Okay, I'll admit that when I first picked up my copy of The Big Book of Orgasms, I went about reading it in entirely the wrong way.Wrong, you say, how can that be?Well you see, I'm the kind of person who feels compelled to read a book (any book) from cover to cover, starting at… Continue reading 69 "O"s In A Row!
Brand ‘Spanking’ New Plunge Paddle!
Okay, so a little while ago I was innocently browsing twitter, when I saw this:Plunge & Spank! The new Plunge Paddle by @Tantus is here! http://t.co/a11pciaGU8 pic.twitter.com/QWOtRkVOYm— SheVibe.com (@shevibe) November 19, 2013I was... intrigued. So I responded thusly:@shevibe @tantus Now there's an interesting concept!— SeptimusReviews (@SeptimusReviews) November 19, 2013The next thing I knew, SheVibe was… Continue reading Brand ‘Spanking’ New Plunge Paddle!
Beware the Kraken!
You're sitting alone in your apartment, maybe watching some TV, maybe reading a book. Suddenly you think you can hear some music, seeming to come from nowhere, and every where at the same time. You look up. "Hello?" you call out, "is anybody there?" The music is getting louder, it almost sounds like... no, it… Continue reading Beware the Kraken!
100 Followers!
I said that I would post something very silly on the blog if I got 100 followers on twitter. You guys came through on your end, so here you go:100 followers, thank you all so much! You make my day! :o)
I read The Feminist Porn Book (and you should too!)
I firmly believe that there is nothing that you can't get through Inter-Library Loan. Case in point, I'd been trying to get my hands on a copy of Tristan Taormino's The Feminist Porn Book since I'd first heard about it back in February or so.Isn't it lovely?I didn't think I needed to own a copy of… Continue reading I read The Feminist Porn Book (and you should too!)
New "Review"
Hi there ladies and gentlemen! I know, I know, I'm supposed to be on vacation until September 1st (and I still am, really), but I got this new product and I just had to review it for you folks...See, I've been out of the office (so to speak) because I was busy doing very important things, like, getting married.… Continue reading New "Review"
Taking a Brief Hiatus
I know, I know. You see the word 'hiatus' and think: okay, well it was fun while it lasted, but there goes another blog. Ah well, such is life.But it's not like that, I promise! I really will be back...You might have noticed that over the last month or so my posts and reviews have… Continue reading Taking a Brief Hiatus
I Found Nirvana
...and it was in my night-stand this whole time! Well, maybe not the whole time. More like a month or so. And it's not actually Nirvana, but something damned close. I'm getting a bit ahead of myself here, but what else is new? Alright, before I get too far into this craziness, let's get the old… Continue reading I Found Nirvana
Porn-ucational!
We have another first here on the blog! I'm going to be reviewing a porno for the very first time!Now, full disclosure, porn hasn't always been my thing. I do occasionally watch some DVDs that I had laying around the house, but it's not really a go to for my masturbation sessions. This porn, however,… Continue reading Porn-ucational!
