I don’t have many bullets. Or like, any bullets. So when SXOhh reached out to me on instagram to ask if I’d be interested in trying their 60 Bullet, I jumped at the opportunity. Since I first started buying sex toys in college, I’ve wanted a small, discreet, portable vibrator. While I love the vibrators… Continue reading The 60 Bulet
Paloqueth Sonic Sucking Vibrator
Have you ever seen a toy and wondered if it would hurt or feel amazing? Because that’s what was running through my head when I first saw the Paloqueth Sonic Sucking Vibrator. I was intrigued both by the shape and the claims of intense “touch-free orgasms”. I had to have one, and… Continue reading Paloqueth Sonic Sucking Vibrator
LoveHoney PowerPlay 7 Function Vibrator
A little while ago LoveHoney reached out to me and asked if I’d be interested in reviewing one of their G-Spot vibrators, and since I’m a firm believer that one can never have too many vibrators, of course I said yes!They kindly sent me the “Power Play 7 Function G-Spot Vibrator” and I didn’t waste… Continue reading LoveHoney PowerPlay 7 Function Vibrator
AphoJoy Cockring
When I was contacted about reviewing a vibrating cock-ring 2 days after I’d decided to start blogging again, it seemed like some sort of cosmic sign. A big thunder-clap and lighting spelling out the message: “Yes, this is what you’re supposed to be doing”.Okay, well maybe it wasn’t that dramatic, but when Lily Yu asked… Continue reading AphoJoy Cockring
Good Vibrations Pilgrimage!
Back in November, my husband was asked to attend a work-related conference in San Fransisco. Naturally, we jumped at the chance to leave the cold and miserable MidWest and head out to sunnier climes for a long weekend. We have family in the area, so there was another incentive to make the trip.While hubs was… Continue reading Good Vibrations Pilgrimage!
Septimus Still Reviews!
So… Some of you might have noticed that I’ve been gone… for almost 3 years. That’s a long time, I know. But I promise, I have a good excuse. Or rather, excuses. (Why come up with one when I can come up with 3?) Anyway, here goes:First of all, I was in grad-school. I know… Continue reading Septimus Still Reviews!
Submit! To Pleasure
A few months ago when Rachel Kramer Bussel over at Cleis Press asked me if I wanted to review another book for them, I almost literally jumped at the chance. See, right now I'm actually in graduate school, working on getting my Master's of Library and Information Science degree (so that I can be a librarian)… Continue reading Submit! To Pleasure
My Experience with the LayaSpot
A caveat before we begin. This is not a review. This is just a post (maybe a rant) talking about my experiences with a specific toy. Other people might have had a different experience, this is just mine.This is a post that I've been wanting to write for a very long time, but one that… Continue reading My Experience with the LayaSpot
A "Unique" Opportunity
When she was asked to review a new "unique" condom, the ever resourceful Epiphora recruited the help of 16 "brave" souls, including yours truly, and compiled all of the data into one awesome piece of review.So what are you waiting for? Go check it out!So uh, yeah, I'm on Hey Epiphora... not like that's a… Continue reading A "Unique" Opportunity
69 "O"s In A Row!
Okay, I'll admit that when I first picked up my copy of The Big Book of Orgasms, I went about reading it in entirely the wrong way.Wrong, you say, how can that be?Well you see, I'm the kind of person who feels compelled to read a book (any book) from cover to cover, starting at… Continue reading 69 "O"s In A Row!
Septimus Reviews 