Hello there wonderful lovely folks! How are you on this fine June day? I just wanted to throw together a quick post to talk about some of the changes you've all been noticing on the blog. Don't worry, you haven't done anything wrong... probably. Let's get right to it, shall we? First, and biggest, I've… Continue reading C-C-C-Changes
You guys have no idea how excited I am to finally be reviewing this toy! I wanted to have this review up last week, but real life stuff (specifically planning my wedding) has gotten in the way. But never fear! Septimus is still here, with a review of the... iGino One A little background before we… Continue reading iReview iGino
Welcome to the "International" edition of Mail-Call! I've gotten some truly awesome stuff in the mail over the last week, and I'm psyched to finally be able to share it with you guys! First up, all the way from Switzerland (a mere 4,100 miles from my humble home) is the iGino! The iGino is a… Continue reading International Mail-Call!
Before I get into the meat of this post, I wanted to present you with a little scenario to really set the mood.Imagine this if you will:For some time now you have been wanting to by yourself a sex toy. Dildo or vibrator you don't care, as long as you can have some fun when you're by… Continue reading I Dream of A Well Regulated Sex-Toy Industry
Happy Halloween!!! Okay, I'm not crazy. I know that it's May, and that Halloween is long past, but that doesn't mean we have to stop celebrating, right? And what better way to celebrate the Best Holiday of All Time than with a Halloween themed dildo! Because at least in my mind, orange + bats = Halloween.… Continue reading Leo-Weenie!
Happy National Masturbation Month! I know I'm a little bit late to the party (fashionably late, as I like to think of it), but May is, you guessed it: National Masturbation Month!Let me say it again, because I really like the way it sounds:National Masturbation Month!Ah, doesn't that just sound awesome? And it really is.… Continue reading National Masturbation Month!
Yup, you read that title right folks, I'm going to be reviewing, you guessed it, the infamous 50 Shades of Grey. Now, I know this book has been read and reviewed to death, but I picked it up recently (why oh why do I do these things to myself?) and I thought I'd put my… Continue reading 50 Shades of Confusing
Before we start into this review, I need to clarify some terminology. I am going to be reviewing LELO's Luna Beads. Because LELO calls them beads, I am going to call them beads. This is because I want to be cool and hip, and also because the word "balls" makes me giggle like a 10 year… Continue reading The Long-Awaited Luna Beads Review
You guuuuuys! Guess what finally came in the mail today! My very first Fleshlight! The Jenna Haze Lotus (from the Fleshlight Girls line). Or, rather, my fiance's very first Fleshlight. It took months and months of pleading and begging, but he finally agreed to let me buy him his very first sex toy! It's not fair,… Continue reading First Fleshlight
Over the last few weeks some of you might have noticed some changes taking place here at the blog. If so, you're very observant, good for you (no, you can't have a cookie, I ate them all...). One of those changes is a little banner over at the side of the blog (in⇒direction). It looks… Continue reading I’m Affiliated!