Let me start at the beginning. I'm a member of the Society of Creative Anachronism, where we "reenact" the Middle Ages. We do all kinds of activities. Everything from sword fighting, to archery, fiber arts like spinning and weaving, sewing/costuming and of course calligraphy and illumination. I've done a few small illuminated pieces before, and… Continue reading Sex Toy Reviewer Medieval Illumination Series pt. 1
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Brand ‘Spanking’ New Plunge Paddle!
Okay, so a little while ago I was innocently browsing twitter, when I saw this:Plunge & Spank! The new Plunge Paddle by @Tantus is here! http://t.co/a11pciaGU8 pic.twitter.com/QWOtRkVOYm— SheVibe.com (@shevibe) November 19, 2013I was... intrigued. So I responded thusly:@shevibe @tantus Now there's an interesting concept!— SeptimusReviews (@SeptimusReviews) November 19, 2013The next thing I knew, SheVibe was… Continue reading Brand ‘Spanking’ New Plunge Paddle!
Beware the Kraken!
You're sitting alone in your apartment, maybe watching some TV, maybe reading a book. Suddenly you think you can hear some music, seeming to come from nowhere, and every where at the same time. You look up. "Hello?" you call out, "is anybody there?" The music is getting louder, it almost sounds like... no, it… Continue reading Beware the Kraken!
I Found Nirvana
...and it was in my night-stand this whole time! Well, maybe not the whole time. More like a month or so. And it's not actually Nirvana, but something damned close. I'm getting a bit ahead of myself here, but what else is new? Alright, before I get too far into this craziness, let's get the old… Continue reading I Found Nirvana
The Tower is Crazy!
*NOTE* This review has been made possible thanks to Google translate. Alright, here's the story behind this review (because lately it seems like all my reviews have a back-story). A while back I saw this Crazy Thing on Pinterest, and immediately pinned it to my "What this is, I don't even..." board. It was that… Continue reading The Tower is Crazy!
International Mail-Call!
Welcome to the "International" edition of Mail-Call! I've gotten some truly awesome stuff in the mail over the last week, and I'm psyched to finally be able to share it with you guys! First up, all the way from Switzerland (a mere 4,100 miles from my humble home) is the iGino! The iGino is a… Continue reading International Mail-Call!
Leo-Weenie!
Happy Halloween!!! Okay, I'm not crazy. I know that it's May, and that Halloween is long past, but that doesn't mean we have to stop celebrating, right? And what better way to celebrate the Best Holiday of All Time than with a Halloween themed dildo! Because at least in my mind, orange + bats = Halloween.… Continue reading Leo-Weenie!
It Came From The Deep!
Now I told myself that I wasn't going to have any more posts in March (except for one that's already scheduled - stay tuned!), but I had to share this with you guys. *cue music from Jaws* Duh-duh. Duh-duh. Duh-duh-duh-duh-duh-duh-duh-duh-DUH! It came from the deapths of the ocean! Nah, I'm just fooling with you. I got… Continue reading It Came From The Deep!
Truly Terrifying…
Sorry for posting twice in one day (again), but something just came in the mail that I simply had to share with you folks! For the past several years I've been lusting after Vixen's Randy and today, after months of saving and days of tracking my shipment (seriously, why did they invent those things, I just… Continue reading Truly Terrifying…
The Closest I’ve Ever Come…
This is the second review that I ever wrote and first appeared over at EdenFantasys, where you can still check it out and vote on it. Pure Wand by nJoy First of all, before I start this review properly, there's something that you should know about me. I have never had an orgasm without something (or someone) touching… Continue reading The Closest I’ve Ever Come…
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