You're sitting alone in your apartment, maybe watching some TV, maybe reading a book. Suddenly you think you can hear some music, seeming to come from nowhere, and every where at the same time. You look up. "Hello?" you call out, "is anybody there?" The music is getting louder, it almost sounds like... no, it… Continue reading Beware the Kraken!
I read The Feminist Porn Book (and you should too!)
I firmly believe that there is nothing that you can't get through Inter-Library Loan. Case in point, I'd been trying to get my hands on a copy of Tristan Taormino's The Feminist Porn Book since I'd first heard about it back in February or so.Isn't it lovely?I didn't think I needed to own a copy of… Continue reading I read The Feminist Porn Book (and you should too!)
Hi there ladies and gentlemen! I know, I know, I'm supposed to be on vacation until September 1st (and I still am, really), but I got this new product and I just had to review it for you folks...See, I've been out of the office (so to speak) because I was busy doing very important things, like, getting married.… Continue reading New "Review"
I Found Nirvana
...and it was in my night-stand this whole time! Well, maybe not the whole time. More like a month or so. And it's not actually Nirvana, but something damned close. I'm getting a bit ahead of myself here, but what else is new? Alright, before I get too far into this craziness, let's get the old… Continue reading I Found Nirvana
We have another first here on the blog! I'm going to be reviewing a porno for the very first time!Now, full disclosure, porn hasn't always been my thing. I do occasionally watch some DVDs that I had laying around the house, but it's not really a go to for my masturbation sessions. This porn, however,… Continue reading Porn-ucational!
A Flash in the Pan
Alright cats and kittens, it's that time again. You know what time I mean. That wondrous and magical time when I get to share my thoughts on another toy with all of you lovely folks (and even you not-so-lovely folks... *quints* you know who you are)! That's right, it's review time! And this week I'm… Continue reading A Flash in the Pan
The Tower is Crazy!
*NOTE* This review has been made possible thanks to Google translate. Alright, here's the story behind this review (because lately it seems like all my reviews have a back-story). A while back I saw this Crazy Thing on Pinterest, and immediately pinned it to my "What this is, I don't even..." board. It was that… Continue reading The Tower is Crazy!
You guys have no idea how excited I am to finally be reviewing this toy! I wanted to have this review up last week, but real life stuff (specifically planning my wedding) has gotten in the way. But never fear! Septimus is still here, with a review of the... iGino One A little background before we… Continue reading iReview iGino
Happy Halloween!!! Okay, I'm not crazy. I know that it's May, and that Halloween is long past, but that doesn't mean we have to stop celebrating, right? And what better way to celebrate the Best Holiday of All Time than with a Halloween themed dildo! Because at least in my mind, orange + bats = Halloween.… Continue reading Leo-Weenie!
50 Shades of Confusing
Yup, you read that title right folks, I'm going to be reviewing, you guessed it, the infamous 50 Shades of Grey. Now, I know this book has been read and reviewed to death, but I picked it up recently (why oh why do I do these things to myself?) and I thought I'd put my… Continue reading 50 Shades of Confusing